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- Ian W. Parker
- Systems Programmer, Writer
- "Better a witty fool than a foolish wit." Because it's just that kind of morning. Remember, "don't drive angry". #
- @onikaze So they have crab stuffed hot peppers tonight? Lesa will be disappointed for having missed that. #
- @onikaze Nay. "Our revels now are ended." So sayeth Prospero. #
- "Every belief and habit that prevents you from being your best needs to be questioned." (via @bambooforest) Yes. Cater to your needs first. #
- “Therefore, since brevity is the soul of wit, And tediousness the limbs and outward flourishes, I will be brief.” #
- You've got to get up pretty early in the morning to be annoyed that you're up so damn early on a weekend morning. #
- Beware the ides of March. #
- @bambooforest Have a link to your new blog? Not PI. #
- "I want to go to bed. It's midnight somewhere." (via @badbanana) You read my mind. #
- So... who pre-ordered an iPad today? #